I bought an iPad. Ok ok, I. Don’t need you badgering me about it. It’s pretty dang cool and you’re a jerk so, there’s that. Anyway I’ll try to keep you updated on how it goes. I’ve got my first work meeting in 30 minutes, hopefully I’ll get some good use out of this paperweight.
Oh, and I wrote this on the iPad.
The iPad is frivolous. Oh, and it’s a paperweight.
Being a paperweight is just one of the apps pre-installed on it.
your mom’s a paperweight
you all are muppets